it's been 10 years since our so called pal Big Bird went crazy and killed so many of the people who cared for him after the cops took Big Bird away, they all set fire to his fucking little nest, they threw out all of his shit and they pissed all over his teddy bear. the survivors of all the killings Big Bird, could not live on Sesame Street anymore, so the street packed up there things and they all left, for many years Sesame Street was like a ghost town nobody came in, nobody came out! eventually people started to realize that Big Bird would never come back so one by one people started to move back to there old street, Sesame Street even want back on the air,things were going great there were smiles on people's faces and you could hear kids laughing just like it was before,that fucking big yellow bird fucked everything up, Sesame Street wanted to do something real speacial for there first show back, so they invited The Muppets! to Sesame Street to do one big show, well the day came everyone was so excited it's time, 3-2-1 action....where Oscar? said the producer, he was supposed to pop out of his garbage can and say HELLO EVERYBODY!!! so they went over to the can took a look inside to see where he was...the producer dropped DEAD of a heart attack! Oscar was DEAD! his body was ripped apart his pet worm was even cut in half.
Suzen closed the lip of the can, and she ran to check if Big Bird is still in jail or he got out! so Suzen went to go see, when she got there she told the guard what happen, so they check to see if he was there and....he was Big Bird was laying on the floor.DEAD! the guard could not believe it Suzan ran home to tell everybody,Big Bird was murdered when she got there, there was cops everywhere she ran over to see what was going on....Kermit The Frog was crushed to DEATH,and the killer left a note this time and it said "I FRAMED BIG BIRD HE DID NOT DO IT, WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING I TOOK SOME OF HIS FEATHERS TO FRAME HIM AND EVERYONE BELIEVE IT, YOU WILL NEVER GET ME BUT I'LL GET YOU" the killer left something else, to that he probably didn't know, a long brown hair, that means only one thing,the cops know who did it,but to be sure this time they set a trap on him they told Fozzie to walk around at night and a cop would be on top of a building with a gun and when he sees the killer he will shoot him so Fozzie waited..and waited, still no sign of the killer then all of a ,sudden Fozzie looked up and seen the cop being knife in the back and throwing off the building by..MR Snuffleupagus, Fozzie was freaking out nobody knew what to do now so they called in the U.S ARMY they brought in the tanks and they broke down evey door looking for MR Snuffleupagus they started to burn down all the apartments, then all out of nowhere, there was a loud crash it was MR Snuffleupagus he fell right threw the roof and threw every floor to the ground on top of his knife ,the army opened fire on him but Snuffy still got up! then the tank open fire and hit him right in the face, the army killed Big Bird's bestfriend,everything had been solved they caught the killer and now everyone can live in peace, but then..a cop said somebody took my gun!? then Miss.Piggy said...hey wheres Gonzo?